You want a blow job. Message received. No need to push my head towards your crotch like there’s some big secret hidden down there. We both know that’s not the case…
Here we go…. Let’s get this thing hard.
Oh, it is hard. My bad!
Did I put my laundry in the dryer?
Damn, I think I left it in the washer.
And it’s going to be tomorrow before I get home. I’m going to have to rewash the entire load…
*gag*
Focus. You’re a champion. You can do this. Breathe through your nose.
I should really try to look sexy while doing this….
How does one look sexy while putting a weird foreign object into one’s mouth?
Who invented the blow job anyway? What a weird thing to do. Here’s this external organ that releases urine and potential future children. Put it in your mouth.
Seriously FOCUS. There is a task at hand, here…at mouth. I’m too funny for blow jobs. Got better things to be doing with my mouth.
How long have I been doing this? It’s like time moves more slowly down here.
HAND OFF MY HEAD! You really don’t want to piss off the person whose teeth are in a close proximity to your penis.
My jaw hurts.
*Fifteen second hand job interlude.*
Tying my hair back. We’re about to get serious.
If you don’t remove your hand from my head, I will bite your dick clean off.
Can’t. Breath.
Is he looking at me? Should I wave? No, don’t wave. Stop looking at me. I don’t work well under pressure.
Can I get a sympathy moan?! Why do guys think we don’t need moans of encouragement? Do you realize how much fake moaning I do for you?
Woah. Okay, don’t moan.
I think my stomach just growled. I should have eaten today…
When was the last time I ate? I think I skipped lunch. That’s good, means less calories today.
*calculates amount of calories consumed*
I wonder what this feels like. I just wish I could have a penis for one day, so I could get a blow job. Would that make me a lesbian?
Hahahaha! Look at his toes curl! I am a GODDESS!
That’s right, buddy. I own you right now.
Did he just cum?
No, it’s cool. I didn’t really want to have an orgasm tonight anyway.
Hmm. My turn. And suddenly, I don’t care anymore. I’m going to go brush my teeth and recount my allowance. 🙂
Tweaked for a SB- credited.
